Saturday, September 12, 2009

Ship the Money Part One

"Even if Iowa doesn't manage to play better, it won't matter because Iowa State simply does not know how to win football games."

I wrote that on Monday, and it certainly showed up in Iowa's 35-3 victory today. Iowa State committed 9 penalties for 79 yards and gave up 6 turnovers. It is nearly impossible to win a game when you give the ball to the other team without a kick 6 times, especially when your offense can't score touchdowns. It has now been 14 quarters, 3 and 1/2 games, since the Cyclones have scored a touchdown against Iowa. Congratulations, you suck. Austin Arnaud is not good at quarterback, and you are well on your way to another 10 loss season. I was going to put in a pretty graph, but you can imagine what a 45 degree line going up looks like.

Results so far this season:
Amount bet $215
Amount Won $200
ROI 93%

Next week, Iowa State plays @ Kent State and we can continue printing money.

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